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Free-Range ChickensBy: Simon Rich After a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (Is there a face fairy?) and his initial reaction to the Got your nose game (Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who cant understand their
By: Simon RichAfter a riotous debut collection, Ant Farm, Simon Rich returns to mine more comedy from our hopelessly terrifying world. In the nostalgic opening chapter, Rich recalls his fear of the Tooth Fairy (“Is there a face fairy?”) and his initial reaction to the “Got-your-nose” game (“Please just kill me. Better to die than to live the rest of my life as a monster”). He gets inside the heads of two firehouse Dalmatians who can’t understand their masters’ compulsion to drive off to horrible fires every day (“What the hell is wrong with these people?”). And in the final chapter, he tackles one of life’s biggest questions: Does God really have a plan for us? Yes, it turns out. Now if only He could remember what it was. . . .
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★★★★★ 3
Good but not cloth material
Color: Beige, Size: 8
Suit was good but material was kind of old fashioned. In Pictures cloth looks very different compared to in real. Fitting wise I m satisfied but not cloth material.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 8, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Worth it.
Color: Dark Brown, Size: 10
Adorable. Great quality. Fun little suit.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Handsome Son, Great Suit
Color: Brown, Size: 8, Color: Brown, Size: 8
We ordered this for my 9 yr old son who walked me down the aisle when I got married. It fit perfectly, was a great value, good quality, and looked great on him! The tweed pattern and color were perfect for the wedding.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 5, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Give me 100 more!
Color: Green, Size: 6, Color: Green, Size: 6
ADORABLE. perfect fit, amazing strong structured material. I’ll take one in every color!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Adorable!!!
Color: Green, Size: 3, Color: Green, Size: 3
This suit is adorable! I got it in 2 colors. Made the perfect Christmas picture outfits. The quality is great. I got them 1 size up so they could fit in it longer, and size up was a little big as expected. Im happy they will fit in them for another year.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 15, 2026